Funny - Cele mai noi Bancuri si Glume din Romania

1.Banc cu Banca

In curand bancile vor face parteneriate cu benzinariile si astfel va aparea creditul direct la pompa pentru juma' de plin.

2.Bancuri cu bere

 -Iubitule ce iubesti mai mult? Berea sau pe mine?
-Hmm...de care bere?

3.Bancuri traduse din Engleza in Romaneste 

 

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class.

Linia fierbinte spirituala  si Reteaua  spirituala a prietenilor, au lansat recent o linie fierbinte pentru broaste. Aici este povestea unei broaste si discutia cu mediumul sau. O broasca telefoneaza la Linia fierbinte spirituala si i se spune: Vei cunoaste o frumoasa tanara care va dori sa stie absolut tot despre tine:Broasca spune: Ce bine!!! O voi cunoaste la vreo petrecere, sau ....unde?. Nu, spune mediumul......semestrul viitor la ora ei de biologie.

 4.Male or Female

MALE OR FEMALE?

5 reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. A better model is right around the corner.
3. They look attractive - until you take them home.
4. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
5. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5 reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even the smallest mistakes are committed to memory.
3. The native language used to communicate with others of their kind is incomprehensible to anyone else.
4. The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don't know what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you."
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
De gen masculin sau feminin?

5 motive pt care calculatorul este de genul masculin

1. Au multe date dar totusi sunt in ceata

2. Un model mai bun asteapta dupa colt

3. Arata bine - asta pana ce le duci acasa

4. Supratensiunile ii lasa knock-out pt intreaga noapte

5. Ca sa le pornesti trebuie sa le bagi in priza.

5 motive pt care calculatorul este de genul feminin

1.      Nimeni cu exceptia producatorului lor, le intelege logica interna

2.      Chiar si cele mai mici greseli sunt memorate

3.      Limba natala folosita pt comunicarea cu semenele lor, este de neinteles pt oricine altcineva.

4.      Mesajul „Comanda eronata sau nume eronat” este la fel de informativ ca si: „Daca nu stii care-i problema, atunci nici nu am sa ti-o spun”

5.      Imediat ce te-ai legat de una, te trezesti ca iti cheltui jumatate din salar pe accesoriile ei.